I went to get an acai bowl yesterday and the man selling them asked how my day was.
“It’s great, how is yours?"
“Oh it’s good. But your day’s about to get WAY better.”
Awfully confident, acai-bowl-selling-man. Especially considering for the rest of the day if anyone asks what I had for lunch I won’t have a clue what to tell them because how is that word pronounced? Aky? Ahkee? Ahsay? Ahhsawyee? Seems like my day’s about to get a lot worse.