Girl in a mouse shirt and a black leather jacket.
That's me, but it's not really leather, just black plastic.
Woman at bag check.
The one who says "There are mice on your shirt" using the same tone of voice you'd use to tell someone your name.
Man who calls for backup when you set off the metal detector.
"Attention! We've got a woman in a leather jacket!" is probably some sort of airport code for "Look how cool this girl is!" but it's not really leather, just black plastic.
Woman who wipes your hands with a wet wipe after you set off the metal detector.
You set off the metal detector? No problem. Now that your hands are wet you're good to go.