Last week I got my ears pierced - here's a picture.
One thing about having ten pounds of hair is that ear piercings for me are like stomach piercings or inside-of-the-spleen piercings for other people - they're nobody's business because no one can see them but me.
It's hard for things to stay nobody's business when you write about them on the internet but something very important happened that I need to tell you about.
You can save $15 if you get a hoop earring instead of a little post earring.
I'm all about saving $15 and I figured I could spend a few weeks secretly looking like a gypsy and then switch it out for a post when my ear healed from having a hole punched through it. Right?
WRONG. Putting a metal hoop in a piece of skin as fragile and rip-able as wet tissue paper is the worst idea I have ever had. The hoop earring catches on everything. It somehow gets caught on light breezes, and on music and smells. It keeps me awake at night wondering my ear's intact or if my pillow's ripped it to pieces, and when I finally fall asleep I wake up from nightmares about combing my hair.
Here is a useful chart of things I'm worried about my ear catching on.
I have more to say but my ear is making me too tired to write.